Monday, January 4, 2021

Ola Chicos - Kaien's Disciples

 


The Kaien's Disciples is not a Motor Club or any other Harley Davidson Club, nor any other type of association of some sort.  The Kaien's disciples is an "Order", and the member of the Order are called :  "Kaien's Disciples".  

It is a brotherhood ran by set of rules, value, and code but none are yet established.  Today, there are no disciples, it only lives in the imagination of his creator.   The order mostly post random shite on its blogspot which are very often pasted on the Uxpatc blogspot.  

The Kaien's Disciples is a group of incorrigible non-conformist.  They go by one man one vote (just like Company MC in Oslo).   To become a member of the Order, there are 2 rituals to fulfill:  the first one consist of doing chores for 18 months at the club or for existing members; and thereafter complete the "Syndikat Run" (also called the "tour").   Once both are completed, the candidate must be voted in unanimously by all existing members.  The life president and creator of the order is Dirlligaf Asoratnof.  Their modo :

Exist rather than live, Yell rather than shut up, Dare rather than obey

The "Syndikat Run"

Is done within 14 days of which 12 are spent on the seat of yr bike.  It consists of doing a "Tour de France" following the natural boundaries of the country without using any highway.  All together it's approx 4500Km which gives you an average daily ride of 375km. Piece of cake.  The tour must be done without assistance and everything needed must be carried on the bike. The bike must be rigid or have undergone some serious modification.  The committee will approve the bike participating.  Windshield are obviously forbidden. 

 1st Day : Sausset-Perpignan - Distance 331 km - itinerary : Port Saint Louis, Aigues Mortes, Cap d'agde, Beziers, Narbonne,

2nd day : Perpignan-Biarritz - Distance 456 km - itinerary : Saint gaudens, Tarbes, Pau,

3rd day: Biarritz-La Rochelle - Distance 391 km - itinerary : Mimizan, Lacanau, Soulac-sur-mer, Royan

4th day:  La Rochelle-Lorient - Distance 358 km - itinerary : Challans, Pornic, Saint Nazaire, Vannes

5th day:  Lorient-Saint malo - Distance 381 km - itinerary Quimper, Brest, Saint Brieu

6th day:  Saint Malo-Calais - Distance 522 km - itinerary Caen, Rouen

7th day:  Calais-Metz - Distance 474 km - straight 

8th day:  Metz-Belfort - Distance 367KM - itinerary Strasbourg

9th day:  Belfort-Annecy - Distance 350 KM - itinerary Pontarlier

10th day: Annecy-Briancon - Distance 184 KM - itinerary Albertville, Valloire

11th Briancon-Nice - Distance 313KM - there is only one road

12th day Nice-Sausset les Pins - Distance 284 KM - itinerary Cannes, Ste Maxime, Toulon, La Ciotat

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